inside of me

random thoughts for the day:

1. i could open a nap bar. i am not kidding. i would have paid upwards of $50 to take a nap somewhere between 4:25 and 5:45 this afternoon. not enough time to drive home and snooze, and with a heat index of 98, i am not napping out in the jeep. i guess they have hotels by the hour, but i already have fleas...

2. picture this: one empty toilet paper roll on the bathroom floor. one empty toilet paper roll on the spool. one 3 sheets left toilet paper roll on the bathroom counter. no anal retentives here.

3. i am much better at tennis when i am trying to fondle the pro. too bad for my game.