julia childs vs. john carpenter

halloween candy is for losers.
especially candy corn.
and i am a loser.
with orange and yellow syrup dripping from my chin.

can we discuss my meals for halloween and all saints day?
because i know that what i eat is paramount to your survival.


Halloween:
almond joy bar
100,000 grand bar
multitudinous handfuls of candy corn
snickers bar
5 mini peppermint patti's
3 fireballs
4 diet dr. peppers
2 gobstoppers
bowl of all-bran with fruit
tangelo
10 french fries
6 packs of smarties
granola bar
2 spoonfuls peanut butter

at tennis Halloween night, i couldn't see the ball and missed at least 4 balls by a 2 foot margin.
nice

All Saint's Day: (when i pledged to not eat to make up for halloween)
1 pkg bottle caps
2 bags peanut m&m's
3 mini snickers
2 mini dark milky ways
1 mini peppermint patti
3/4 cup edamame
1/3 apple
some ham with mustard
8 spoofuls of peanut butter

and now i'm drinking a beer.
and i'm going to target to buy halloween candy on sale.
i covet the shape of pumpkins.