the only two things that frighten me are birds and special people.
i can absolutely handle snakes and corpses... no problem.
but, special people rank high because i have had diaper duty with one student familiar with puberty and have had duty with another whom had a FIRM understanding of self gratification far beyond anything that could kill a werewolf.
did you know there is educational protocol for such things???...
SEND YOUR CHILDREN TO PRIVATE SCHOOL.
i can not even talk about it.
birds scare me because
1. they are super twitchy
2. they try to confiscate building materials from my ball o' dark brown hair.
special people scare me because
1. i've cleaned pubes off my work keyboard
2. god will punish me come embryo time
but andrew bird is beautiful.
and i still have faith because i have a last name.
figure that one out.
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