you know how in econ they taught you that all things are good until a point.
well, take that philosophy to vodka sodas and peanuts in the shell.
you know how i like to eat the shells... especially when i am consuming an entire pound bag at a kenny chesney concert.
right before i committ a class 6 felony and before i spend $28 at jack in the box.
right before i puke the peanuts and the jack in the crack into my toilet.
i used to love peanut butter, but now we have no foreseeable future.
fuck.
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do you not remember my dui story? please ky, if not for yourself and your fellow drivers, do it for your bank account
amen sister. i saw the light and the dark and the peanut butter. i am the official dd this weekend. i love.
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